so i showed my friend this picture of anakin
and she was like ”he’s hot”
and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah
IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS
Think about how fast he snitched tho
this is actually awesome because that guy was like “aw it was him shit shit shit IT WAS HIM” and that black dude just keeps walking to the counter, smiling, ready to help this flipping dude who had something to say about the chicken
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
there’s no love like the love of Turk and J.D
i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
Don’t ever think a man loves you because he keeps coming back. That man loves the power he has over you. He knows you’ll take him back.
~ REBLOGGING BC GIRLS IN SANTA CRUZ NEED TO KNOW THIS (via vodekor)
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this
so this week i’ve been dumped and found out i have to go in for surgery.
I need to just stop existing right about now please and thank you
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