chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

pieceofbitchtrash:

idreamofjasonbateman:

Jason and Will holding hands while walking thru NY.

Ugh.

Star Trek: TNG | Season 3 Gag Reel

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

 D

     I

        A

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                                L

                                     L

                                          Y

pokemon fandom

u ok

intoasylum:

#and then she spent the next 7 years returning the favour

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

“Loft troll not used to fancy gentlemen.”

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

myraggedydocr:

Have you got a particular skill that people might not know about? (x)

i thought the gif had a glitch or something…then i realized after reading the whole thing..

A man entirely made of cuteness and charisma.

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

death-by-lulz:

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